This attorney for Stormy Daniels reminds me of a lawyer joke I heard years ago… I’ll share it with you.
One day a man was standing in line to buy a ticket to a movie and some guy standing behind him starts giving him a shoulder massage. The man turns around and asks what the heck he was doing. The guy looks at him and says, “I’m a chiropractor and you looked tense.” The man gives him a nasty look and says, “I’m a lawyer but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me do you?”
Something tells me if anyone ever does get in line in front of her attorney Michael Avenatti, that he would be screwing them… The guy is a bottom-feeding low-life proverbial ambulance chaser and Stormy must be giving it to him good the way he acts everytime he gets in front of a camera.
When you listen to him and Stormy when they have a microphone in front of them you would think that the President having a hit and run encounter with her TWELVE years ago is the greatest crisis the United States of America has ever faced as a nation… My God, our billionaire New York City developer turned reality television star had a one night stand with a porn star twelve years ago… Surely once they get President Trump to admit he hit that it will be the end of his public service in the White House… NOT!
Apparently, Michael Avenatti has a weakness though… He is afraid of interviews with intelligent women who he knows will not just give him an audience to bash the President without questioning his real motives.
Over the weekend Michael Avenatti was on the Communist News Network where bashing FOX News only takes second seat to bashing President Trump and during one of his rants trying to build his tough guy image up, he comments that Fox “doesn’t seem to want me on their shows much.”
What he failed to mention at the time was that he was scheduled to appear on the Martha MacCallum show the very next day. His next move was most likely a result of a light going off in his head that he would look like the lying little b*** he is if word got out he was on FOX the very next day, so first thing Monday morning he canceled his appearance with Martha MacCallum that evening.
Well, Martha MacCallum has proven in the past that she does not take kindly to people who lie and insult the network she represents and she was not about to let this slimeball get away with a stunt like this…
As Martha MacCallum wrapped up her show “The Story” Monday evening she briefly, but directly addressed the claim Mr. Avenatti had made Sunday on CNN. This is what she had to say:
“That is not actually the case,” MacCallum said. “In fact, Mr. Avenatti was scheduled to appear on this show tomorrow night. But this morning, he abruptly canceled the interview despite his pledge to appear on Fox News this week.
“So, there you go. That is our true story, on that.”
I wish I could tell you when her show came to an end with that statement this issue was over, but nope… Not with this Avenatti creep. Mr. Avenatti does what all brave men do these days… No, he did not reschedule his interview with Martha MacCallum or head over to the network to address the issue face-to-face, he got out his keyboard and fired off a nasty Tweet.
You are classless @marthamaccallum. I agree to go on your show tmrw and then had to cancel due to a commitment with the case that I explained to your producer first thing this AM. You respond by calling me out on your show and deceiving people?! #unprofessional #agenda #basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) April 24, 2018
As one might expect all the liberal Trump haters and the 5 people who watch CNN jumped in and cheered him on, but a colleague who is a Conservative Commentator on HLN, S.E. Cupp was quick to come to her defense and fired a Tweet back at him:
Nah uh. You won’t find a person who agrees with you. @marthamaccallum is ALL class and a pro. You can be aggrieved about the booking without using baseless ad hominem attacks. Which, incidentally, do nothing for your client. Remember her, your client? https://t.co/mmKmF4HIKk
— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) April 24, 2018
I don’t expect Martha MacCallum to get in a pissing contest with this creep on Twitter… She’s too much of a class act for that, but I would not be surprised if she calls him out on her show again… LOL