Liberals Manage To Make Trump’s Genitalia A Top Google Search Associated With A Fungus

The liberal loons have been hitting a lot of new all-time lows of late and this one is certainly right up toward the top… 

In a rare and unusual true to his word promise Michael Avenatti, the creepy porn lawyer representing Stormy Daniels, told us months ago with great enthusiasm that his client could “describe the President’s genitalia in great detail” as if it were the most important thing for the American people to know… Not only were we anxious to know the intimate details of President Trump’s penis, but this was also going to be devesatating to the President and bring down his administration.

Sure enough, as if the creepy porn lawyer helped his client Stormy Daniels describe the President’s penis, her new book, Full Disclosure, that was just released described—as Michael Avenatti promised—President Trump’s genitalia in great detail.

The creepy porn lawyer’s client described the President’s penis and her single sexual encounter with him over twelve years ago with the following details:

“smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis, it has a huge (or as Trump would say YUGE) mushroom head… Like a toadstool.”

“I lay there, annoyed I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Cart.”

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

Somehow Stormy Daniels and her creepy porn lawyer find those details to be the most important pressing issue in the country… Something that even though she was paid $130,000 to keep it to herself had to be told to the world…

Well, thanks to the assistance of Google and their unbiased algorithms it looks like the creepy porn lawyer and his client Stormy Daniels wish has come true…

Anyone who searches the term “mushroom dick” will find President Trump’s name associated with it at the top of the list. The two of them must be so proud of themselves for achieving such a difficult task… Seriously, it is not easy to get anything to the top of Googles search results… LOL 

Of course in true liberal loon fashion, people have taken to Twitter and are having quite a good time with the jokes… So much so one almost has to feel sorry for them… Can you imagine the most exciting thing in your life is reading the details of President Trump’s penis? Well, the creepy porn lawyer and liberal loons are ecstatic! LOL

Here are some of the loons sharing the thrill with one another:

Do we really want these people leading our nation? I sure don’t!


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